You're taking piano lessons from me? Golly! That's pretty funny, I didn't even know it! Was I a good teacher? So why did you say "bon voyage" in your last letter? Did you know that means "good journey?"
I just went to the market. Did you know that the polite way to tell someone not to steal your purse is to stomp on their foot?
Lovesies, Nafy Quack M.