HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Right now I am chewing on some dried mango and listening to you practicing singing. When did you start up the Mrs. W singing lessons? Guess what? Juan got coals in his shoes!! Yay! hehehe.... Oh yeah, Franciscy tried to call your mommy secretly and ask for the job of bar maid at your future tavern, but I overheard. I reallly don't like sewing! I'm doing my chores right now though, so I have to.
Are you gonna have a New Year's ball? You should! It would be splendiforous!
I am sick of Cristal!! Day and night she is a pest. She always says I have the worst-run business in town, and constantly complains. I'm going to clean up my shop today so that she can't pester me about it anymore. Is Rachel still a nut? I really like National Spookables day! Especially the part about hiding in a trunk and thumping around to scare people.
National Telyphone day
1. You must call Mrs. W five times using a different voice each time and telling her things like "you have won the lottery" or "your dress is from Paris," or "this is Sandy's laundry detergent!"
2. You must do all of your chores while talking on the telyphone.
3.You must put a sock around your telephone to keep it warm, and sing it a lullaby.
The Song of the Yarn Day
Tie me in knots, tie me in bows
Put me on shelves in neat little rows
Wind me up tight and you'll be alright
Leave me alone and i'll cause a fright!
It's short, but at least it makes sense compared to the rest of my poems!