Well, if I were the governor I think the first thing I would do would be to abolish the first law of yours! The one that doesn't allow you to have more than 378 chocolates a day! Here are my laws:
#1: You are not allowed to go a day without eating at least two and a half chocolates!
#2: You are only allowed to scrub the floor if you have eaten a cinnamon roll in the last hour.
#3: If you are caught climbing a tree with a pen behind your ear, you must count to 3 in Russian and paint your house green.
#4: You must absolutely not squish a bug while in the presence of a toothbrush!
Har har har....Thank you for the compliments on my Chrissymas concert. It's nice to be apprecificated. Well, William prolly stopped buggin' you for chocolate because he has a new target - he's trying to get Pierre le Fox to get him all the chocolate in Africa! (Or at least I think so. Do you like playing soldiers?