It has been two years since you wrote to me! I am ever so sorry. It is now Spring time, and I can't seem to stop my hand from reaching into the dangerously close candy bowl.
I loved your rules! Especially the"slivery slop and salute the soup, sonny!" one. Here are mine:
#1: if you wear a shawl as long as the river Nile, then you must do the shawl dance while eating tomatoes once every day.
#2: If you are looking for a lost pair of shoes, you must eat 12 pears before you will find them.
That's all for now, dear!